Interview to John Egbert

Interviwer: Hello everybody, today we have a special guest, today John Egbert is with us for an interview.

John Egbert: Hello

Interviwer: We are very pleased that you could come; we have a few questions for you.

John Egbert: Ok

Interviwer: What happened the day of your 13th birthday?

John Egbert: In my 13th birthday I received the beta version of SBURB, I start playing, with my internet friends Rose, Dave and Jade, but that causes meteorites falling from the sky and the end of the world. Later I entered the medium in my own planet inside the game, I starting alchemizing lot of objects and weapons, then I found a laboratory and I star pressing buttons creating my, my friends and our “guardians”  through  ectobiology , I died and I resurrect in god tier form, (he he now I can fly and control wind)and… I don’t remember very well that was happened 3 years ago.

Interviwer: Who live in your home?

John Egbert: My father and I

Interviwer: How is your city?

John Egbert: All the houses are very similar and white, and lame.

Interviwer: What do you fell when you died?

John Egbert: Well actually was unconscious half the time, so… I don’t know.

Interviwer: What do you think about pranks?

John Egbert: Pranks? PRANKS?! I AM THE PRANKING MASTER! My pranks are the best of the entire paradox space, and no one can beat me in pranking.

Interviwer: What things do you like?

John Egbert: I like watch really good movies like con air, little monsters, and all the movies of Nic Cage, and pranks, I LOVE pranks.

Interviwer: Well I don’t know what more to ask you, so…… goodbye.
John Egbert: It has been an honor to be here.